Actual Human Garbage
bogleech:
“Look what you people did. You shortened “gluten free” to “GF” enough times to break google.
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bogleech:

Look what you people did. You shortened “gluten free” to “GF” enough times to break google.

bogleech:

bogleech:

bogleech:

Sorry plant fandom but mealybugs are cute and sweet and nice and I love them, I want a plant just completely covered in them and when it dies I want to give them another plant. I want to just have mealybugs.

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This is also cute and also comes up in searches for mealybugs but DON’T LISTEN TO HER

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YOU GET OUTTA HERE!!!

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DON’T YOU DARE!!!!

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NO!!! >:(

bogleech:

When I was real real little these prehistoric skeleton toys came out that you could snap apart and reconfigure into things like helicopters and cars or hybridize into any wacky bone monster you wanted and they WEREN’T successful. NOBODY talks about them. What was the MATTER with people.

Before the line was cancelled they were even going to add insects.

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@dimetrodone look when you’re dead you’re gonna have “shooting fin” action and turn into a “gunner station”

spaghettibastard:

Read the old Metroid Manga. it has a great Ridley

FEED US

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Listen.

yawpers:

thatpettyblackgirl:

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

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also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

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Reblog To Save Life

Okay but like reblog to LITERALLY SAVE SOMEONE’S LIFE

intoasylum:
“scholarlypidgeot:
“ hmslusitania:
“ janothar:
“ wombatking:
“ janothar:
“ killowave:
“When Anne has a will, Anne hathaway.
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I think we need to add her to the immortal list.
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Confirmed. Likely a very modern one, due to her lack of...

intoasylum:

scholarlypidgeot:

hmslusitania:

janothar:

wombatking:

janothar:

killowave:

When Anne has a will, Anne hathaway.

I think we need to add her to the immortal list.

Confirmed. Likely a very modern one, due to her lack of period affectations. She’s just kicking this journey off and has plans for centuries. 

Counterpoint, from @if-i-am-not-for-me, she was married to Shakespeare.  She’s just pretty good at keeping up with things.

Further counterpoint, 

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She’s still married to Shakespeare

When Anne hath a Will, Anne Hathaway 

SHE’S👏🏼ONLY👏🏼36👏🏼THAT’S👏🏼NOT👏🏼OLD👏🏼Y’ALL👏🏼ARE👏🏼EXTRA👏🏼AF

eruvadhril:

deadgodjess:

It’s funny how many times someone will call a post or whatever “strong Terry Pratchett energy” when I was personally thinking “is this the spirit of Douglas Adams?” And it’s like a test if which weird brit with the Particular Writing Style you were introduced to first.

If the wry observations about human nature and social commentary have a tone of grim fatalistic resignation, it’s Douglas Adams. If it’s more of a call to action or working under the assumption that things can be improved, it’s Terry Pratchett.

abookofcreatures:

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OH COME ON NOW